WELCOME TO THE DARK CARNIVAL, BROTHER.

[ this account is never coming back. it's dead. i'm only keeping it open for memories sake. unfollow. ]

This is the blog of an older sober!Gamzee. He is about nine sweeps old and a lot calmer, but can still be a crazy asshole sometimes.

He still has that homicidal thing but he's trying to grow out of it. He's grown into a more social troll who can hold a conversation without inflicting death on people. In other words? He's developed as a character since his time in Homestuck.

He's also really embraced that 'clown' aspect of his personality and has gotten a bit silly. He's a bit more whimsical now than he used to be when he first got off the sopor, perhaps returning back to a 'mirthful messiah.' instead of a 'terrifying messiah.'

Also this blog used to be serious but it's mostly not anymore.
~ Thursday, August 2 ~
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~ Sunday, February 19 ~
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secondmotherfuckinrevolution:

thefuckinmirthfulmessiahs:

secondmotherfuckinrevolution replied to your post: WHILE EVERYONE ELSE IS DYING OR FREAKING OUT.

i got faygo marshmallows. WANT TO SHARE?

HOLY SHIT.

faygo marshmallows?

:oO

made them myself.

WAS ONE OF THE FEW GOOD THINGS FROM MY SOPOR DAYS.

learning how to make this shit.

==> Offer a bag to him.

==> You grab the bag of faygo marshmallows.

HOLY FUCKIN SHIT.

i have faygo and vodka.

WANNA GET FUCKED UP?

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secondmotherfuckinrevolution replied to your post: WHILE EVERYONE ELSE IS DYING OR FREAKING OUT.

i got faygo marshmallows. WANT TO SHARE?

HOLY SHIT.

faygo marshmallows?

:oO

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WHILE EVERYONE ELSE IS DYING OR FREAKING OUT.

i’m just going to be here.

LISTENING TO LADY GAGA.

karkat left his cds lying around.

HEHEH.


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soporslimeteatime:

thefuckinmirthfulmessiahs:

>You watch your alternate, every battle instinct you have on high alert and ready to fight. Your muscles are tense, and you almost need to move. You don’t move when his eyes turn red and a grin splits his face. You stand your ground when he begins juggling. You refuse to become a subjugglator. Their ways are not the way of a gentleman, and you simply refuse to treat the ‘low bloods’ like trash.

Yes, lets.

>Your body comes alive for the first time in a long while, and you can track your alternates movements. As he aims a kick at you from above, you quickly sidestep then spin and aim a quick stab at his back.

==> You bend forward and away from his stab, whipping around licking over your lips as you honk again. You are going to either convert him or subjugglate him, and at this point, you are seeing subjugglate in his near future.

HEHEH. 

didn’t peg you for a backstabber, gamzee.

==> You don’t know why, but you have sort of a thing for calling him Gamzee. He is an alternate version of you, but it just seems right to call him Gamzee. Your clubs roll to the ground as you draw the clawsickle.

I CAN PLAY WITH BLADES, TOO.


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askkartav:

thefuckinmirthfulmessiahs:

askkartav:

Excuse you.

Who else can I ship beside two lowbloods.

CLEARLY ME AND EVERYONE.

You fucking wish.

ship tavros<3karkat and then gamzee<3<><3<everyone.

IT’S HOW THINGS ARE MEANT TO GO.


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askkartav:

thefuckinmirthfulmessiahs:

askkartav:

thefuckinmirthfulmessiahs:

askkartav:

It would be weird if you didn’t.

From the perspective.

I meant humans, dipshit.

SO ARE YOU SAYING I CAN’T MACK ON HUMANS?

i’ve macked on humans.

YOU NEED TO ACCEPT FREE LOVE.

motherfuckin quadrant equality.

Didn’t you know I’m probably the most intolerant being on Earth.

WELL, YOU SHIP TWO LOWBLOODS TOGETHER.

can’t be the most motherfuckin smart.

Excuse you.

Who else can I ship beside two lowbloods.

CLEARLY ME AND EVERYONE.


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askkartav:

thefuckinmirthfulmessiahs:

askkartav:

It would be weird if you didn’t.

From the perspective.

I meant humans, dipshit.

SO ARE YOU SAYING I CAN’T MACK ON HUMANS?

i’ve macked on humans.

YOU NEED TO ACCEPT FREE LOVE.

motherfuckin quadrant equality.

Didn’t you know I’m probably the most intolerant being on Earth.

WELL, YOU SHIP TWO LOWBLOODS TOGETHER.

can’t be the most motherfuckin smart.

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askkartav:

thefuckinmirthfulmessiahs:

askkartav:

Do people legitimately crush on trolls.

This is kind of weird to me but ok.

I HAVE CRUSHES ON TROLLS.

i don’t see what the fuck is wrong with this.

It would be weird if you didn’t.

From the perspective.

I meant humans, dipshit.

SO ARE YOU SAYING I CAN’T MACK ON HUMANS?

i’ve macked on humans.

YOU NEED TO ACCEPT FREE LOVE.

motherfuckin quadrant equality.

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